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STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?

Teacher: Yes!

Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?

Teacher: i dont know

Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!

Teacher: okay ask!

Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??

Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.

Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.

Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!

Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?

Teacher: the Lion of course! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.

Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.

Teacher: are you kidding me?!

Student: no sir! One last question.

Teacher: ok!!

Student: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?

Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.

Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party


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Very good 

O stiiam si eu dar am uitat de ea ,e de mult timp dar e buna :))

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Oooooo de cand o stiu fratzica, nu stiam ca esti si versiunea pe engleza.


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O știam ... :))


                                     

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